Favorite Quote from Samy Vellu

Samy Vellu if compared to Karam Singh Walia – for me Karam Singh Walia is better. Though his ‘peribahasa’ sometimes made us laugh, for me it’s far better than don’t know how to speak Malay correctly. With Samy Vellu, we could hear many ‘funny’ words in his everyday life.

  • Samy Vellu on Pos Laju “BESOK KIRIM, HARI INI SAMPAI..”
  • The one on TV when in trying to say he was ashamed, he said: “Kemaluan saya besar”
  • On drugs, “Jangan hisap dada”
  • Samy said in a ceramah, “Kita akan bina satu jembatan untuk orong-orong kampong di sini”. One pakcik asked, “Datuk, sini takde sungai, buat apa bina jambatan?” and Samy glorious replied, “Kalo takde sungai, kita bina sungai!”
  • Samy’s favorite quote on national television “Toll naik sikit, manyak marah saya. You ingat semua ini toll saya punya bapa punya kah!”
  • During the water shortage crisis: “semua orang diminta jangan membuang aiyerr..!”
  • During blood donation campaign in Sg Siput: “..marilah kita semua menderma dara..”
  • During the opening speech of various function: “…selamat datang saudara-mara semua..” (actually is “saudara-saudari”)
  • At an opening ceremony: “Mempersilakan Datin Paduka Rafidah Aziz naik ke pentas untuk membuka kain..”
  • Commenting about his modesty: “Sebenarnya, kemaluan saya sangat-sangat besar.”
  • And lastly u know why our N-S Highway concessionaire is named PLUS. PLUS = Pungut Lebih Untuk Samy

Ha ha ha… kureng pahala puasa aku 😛

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