Jokes About Muthu – Very Funny!

MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER
Interviewer : What is your birth date?
Muthu : 13th October
Interviewer : Which year?
Muthu : … EVERY YEAR

MUTHU & HIS MANAGER=
Manager asked Muthu at an interview….
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Muthu replied: P-O-S-T-B-O- X

MUTHU & LONDON TRIP
After returning back from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife : No! Why?
Muthu : In London , a lady asked me, “Are you a foreigner?”.. that’s why ..
Wife : SHOCKED!

MUTHU & TOURIST
One tourist from U.S.A.asked Muthu whether any great man born in this village or not .. and Muthu said .. “No sir, only babies were born here .. ”

MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT
Muthu was doing experiment with cockroach. First he cut it’s one leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked.
Then he cut it’s second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last he cut it’s fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn’t walk.
Suddenly Muthu said loudly, “I found it. If we cut cockroach’s four legs, it becomes deaf.
Muthu become a saint!

MUTHU & DRIVER
When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted mirror. Muthu shouted, “You are trying to see my wife ?
Sit back. I will drive.

MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL
Muthu went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Muthu pointed towards the board ” WASHBASIN”

MUTHU & INTERVIEWER – FINAL PART
Interviewer : Just imagine your in 20th floor in a building, it caught fire and how will you escape ?
Muthu : It’s simple.. I will just stop my imagination .. 🙂

Oh .. i forgot .. the funniest part ..
On a political rally Muthu was arrested. Why ????????????
Because, a woman journalist walking with a badge wrote “PRESS ” on her right chest … and he did it !

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6 thoughts on “Jokes About Muthu – Very Funny!”

  1. Dah dengar cerita pasal angkasawan kita si Shiekh Muzafar tu ke…..semasa pulang ke Malaysia, TPM kita pun beritahu dia tentang berita yang baru diterima, iaitu dia bukanlah angkasawan Melayu Malaysia yang Pertama pergi ke angkasa. Punyalah hampa dan frustnya SMS(Sh.Muzafar Shukor)hingga nak menitiskan air mata… lalu dengan nada yang tersekat-sekat dia bertanya kpd TPM, siapa yg telah pergi dulu sebelum dia. Dengan tenang dan jelas, TPM pun menjawab perlahan…..AYAH PIN..yang memerintah Kerajaan Langit! Kerajaan rupanya menghantar SMS ke ISS supaya dia dapat memberitahu kemana agaknya Ayah Pin telah bersembunyi/menghilangkan diri selama ini!!!

  2. Erk…betul ke!!…x tau pon & x tanya pon…huks(3x)

    ImamKhalid: Nama pun lawak. Tak yah tanya lah kalau tak nak tahu… huhuhu~

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